JOKE

  ONE GIRL TO A SADHU= SADHU JI AGAR MAI EK LADKE KO KISS KARONGI TOH KYA HOGA

SADHU=AGAR TOH KISI LADKE KO KISS KARE GI TOH NARG MAE JAIGI

GIRL= AGAR MAIAPKO KISS KARON GI TOH KYA HOGA

SADHU= CHALAK LADKI SWARG MAI JANA CHAHTI HAI

ANOTHER JOKE

ONE TEACHER SAYING TO CHILDRENS IN CLASS=ARIE  BACHAO  TUM   BHARAT KE BAVISHYA HO ,JADA BATE NA KARO KAHI TUMARI GADI KA PETROL KHATAM NA HO JAYE!

ONE STUDENT=MASTER JI! MERI GADI TOH DIESEL KHI HAI TOH MAIE KYA KARO!